LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
We know our T-Shirts are great, but DON’T GET DISTRACTED.
The POINT IS … Donald Trump is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.
He’s like a matador waving a red flag at a bull. (In this scenario, the American People are the bull and the red flag is the accusation that Obama personally wiretapped his phones). The Bull might be attracted to that red flag … but ultimately that bull needs to remember that JEFF SESSIONS LIED UNDER OATH.
How about this for today – call BOTH of your Senators. Tell them how you’re feeling about Jeff Sessions. Use phrases like “LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.” Politicians love that.
Do you know that the day after Trump told Matt Lauer that Putin was a “greater leader” than President Obama, and all the Republicans and Democrats were freaking out about that comment, and condemning Putin, and wondering what the hell Donald Trump was doing complimenting Vladamir Pooptin … JEFF SESSIONS HAD A SECRET, SNEAKY MEETING WITH THE RUSSIAN AMBASSADOR?!
And then – when the Senate later questioned him about that meeting … he LIED about. Under Oath. And then – when it came out that we KNEW he LIED about it … he said – Oh yeah, I did have that meeting, but we didn’t discuss the campaign. We just talked about … "armed services."
That’s like when your kid tries to walk out of Target with a Snickers bar. And you say, “Hey are you stealing a Snickers Bar?” And he says … “No.” And you say, “But there it is. I see the Snickers Bar.” And he says, “Oh. Oh this Snickers Bar? Sorry, I thought it was a free lollypop like at the dentist.” And you look at him and before you can take it out of his hands, he unwraps it and eats it.
CALL YOUR SENATORS. DON’T LET SESSIONS PRETEND HE’S EATING FREE LOLLYPOPS WHEN HE'S REALLY EATING A STOLEN SNICKERS BAR.
If your Senator supported Sessions’ resignation say something like:
"Hi, this is So and So calling from Blankity Blank. I would like to thank Senator Whoever for seeing Jeff Sessions as the LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE that he is, and calling for the Attorney General's resignation. I would like to encourage him/her to continue to push for an independent investigation into Russian ties to our election and government policy influence.”
If your Senator has done NADA to support Sessions’ resignation say something like:
"Hi, this is So and So calling from Blankity Blank. I’d like to ask that Senator Whoever demand the Attorney General's resignation for lying under oath. Because he is a LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.”